“would you tell me, please, which way i ought to go from here?” / “that depends a good deal on where you want to get to” said the cat. / “i don’t much care where” said alice. / “then it doesn’t matter which way you go” said the cat.

“if there’s no meaning in it” said the king “that saves a world of trouble, you know, as we needn’t try to find any”. / “and yet i don’t know” he went on (…) “i seem to see some meaning in them, after all”. / (l. carroll, “alice’s adventures in wonderland”)

“if i had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. and contrary-wise, what is, wouldn’t be. and what it wouldn’t be, it would”. / (w. disney, “alice in wonderland”)

welcome, leave all hope in the wonderland of egophilia / no trespassing or the rock world collapses / cave canem (beware of the dog), your best friend / this is not a country for men / welcome (cursed) to the land that (not) awaits you.